"Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl."

I'm watching Jeremy Kyle, The afternoon double bill is probably the highlight of my weekdays. If I have anything to thank Mr Kyle for its the fact that I have been enlighted to how mongish a person can actually be (Having a go at Gervais, just makes me want to use it more!). I also don't understand how they are able to get through general everyday obstacles when they can't do the simple task of listening, as they all just shout. I would make a compilation of my favourite Jeremy Kyle characters but that may be seen as discrimination against the lowlife of our world, so I will just let you make your own assumptions. Firstly I have pictures of my outfit today. I was cycling to college on a shitty bike in ridiculous wind so it's not the most interesting of outfits. I am officially obsessed with everything 80s right now, there's just something about the permed hair and the overload of denim that makes me too happy.

Because of this I am pretty much Constantly wearing my High waisted 'MOM' Levis. I bought this pair from a bootsale yesterday for 20p and there basically the perfect size, so as you can imagine I was pretty happy. I find these jeans so comfortable as unlike skinny jeans (which I also love) I can actually do a multitude of activities in them including cycling, which is what I generally am always doing. I also used to love crop tops but I don't feel as confident anymore to just have my whole stomach on show, but with these jeans I can wear an array of different crop tops , however skimpy they are because I'm pretty covered on the bottom. I also got this jumper yesterday which I presume was originally for a child as the arms are quite short but if I just roll the sleeves up it looks exactly like it supposed to be a cropped jumper. On my feet I wore some desert suede lace up boots from FARA awhile ago for £12 I think they were so cheap because they were purple which is a bit of an obscure colour for these type of shoes, but I think there lovely.

Guy on Jeremy Kyle smoked £160 worth of crack in a day, what a lad. 

I am still such a noob at MacBook photography I apologise for that.